My friend from England explaining when we'd get together next: Don't worry, I'll just give you a ring.
Macy: What kind of a ring does she have for you?
Carly (singing): Somebody's watching me. Somebody IS always watching me...That could be a church song!
Carly: We miss America, but when we leave Germany, we're going to miss Germany, so we should enjoy it while we're here.
Carly: If a fairy came to me and gave me three wishes, you know what they'd be? One, none of us would get car sick because then you could do a lot more things like read. Two, People like in wheelchairs could walk, and Three, no graffiti!
Macy (while she's rubbing my feet): You're getting a full foot message, and you don't even have to pay!
Carly: I saw this trelude for this movie. (She combined trailer with prelude).
A kid in Macy's class to the teacher during the first week of first grade: Look. Do you like how pretty my mom colored my homework?
Macy playing the game Guess Who with Myles: Does your guy have artificial hair? (She meant facial).
Carly: Why do you think my lips are so red?
Me: I don't know. It could mean you're a little dehydrated and need to drink more water.
Carly: Or, it could be a sign of beauty.
Macy riding on Myles' shoulders late one night after getting off the train, and looking up into the sky: Daddy, I can't see the Skinny Dipper tonight!
Macy after school: We did English today.
Me: Was it fun?
Macy: No, I was just bored. 'Point to your pencil. Point to your gluuuuuue. Point to your sciiiiiiissors. I wish I could say it instead of listening to that CD.
Carly: I know. That's when I ignore myself. But, then, she'll ask me a random question, and I'll have to say, 'Sorry, I wasn't listening right then.'
Myles singing: If I had a hammer, I'd hammer in the morning, I'd hammer in the evening all over this land...
Carly: If he wanted a hammer so badly, why didn't he just get himself one?
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