Carly: So, Mom. How come your legs get bigger when the baby gets bigger?
Carly: Your belly is getting so big that pretty soon your arms aren't going to be able to reach things. You know, like that dinosaur with the short arms.
Macy: I can't wait for the baby to come. Then, I can correctly sit on your lap again.
Macy (exiting the bathroom): Mom, why don't you poop when I'm not at home?
Myles (during scripture reading): What do you think it means for the children to turn their hearts to their fathers?
Macy: To think about them.
Myles: When do you think about me?
Carly: Whenever I have a problem with math.
What I Read in 2022
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