As I was changing calendars, I realized that I've gotten behind on all the thoughtful and funny things the girls have said in the last few months. What they say really does say a lot about their personalities!
Robyn (hearing U2's song "I still haven't found what I'm looking for" on in the car after going to many stores to try to find her some shoes) That's just like us, Mom.
If I could read during breakfast, I would sacrifice eating.
Carly (with a 101 fever): It feels like a wasp flew right into the middle of my brain and stung me. Yep, that's what it feels like.
Me: Your body is made to eat food, not paper.
Carly: And desserts!
Carly to Myles on the computer: Is this what you do all day at work?
Myles: Yeah.
Carly: How do you get money from just doing that?
Head freeze (meaning head cold)
Myles when he got home from work: I found an interesting bug today.
Carly: Really? Did it bite you?!
Carly: When Dad grows up, I wanna marry him.
(After getting out of the bathtub): I'm colder than a wet mouse on a winter day.
(After hearing our friend's brother sing a solo): He sure sounded good...for a boy!
(When she had to go to the bathroom and someone else was already in there): I wish if we each had our own little toilets. Then, we'd never have to wait. They'd have our names on them in fancy writing. Mine would be purple. Robyn's would be pink. And, Macy's would be yellow.
I think the dog barked too loud and died.
I'm so amazing that birds can fly!
I can button. I can zip. I can fold the laundry. I' going to be a great mom!
When I'm a mom, I'm gonna work at Target, and I'm gonna buy a motorcycle.
flipball (football)
dialphone (dial tone)
Mom, I'm comin' with all my might!
Don't step on this blanket, or you'll be a spooky puddle.
I don't want to help with the clothes because my tummy hurts.
Me: Really? Maybe you should lay down and rest.
Macy: Actually, I just want to play. My tummy doesn't feel bad.
Mom, we went to bed late because we stayed up too late playing games with the babysitter.
Mom, what day is it?
Monday.
I love you on Monday! And, Tuesday, and Wednesday, and everyday!
I love you, Mom, and I hope you have a good day. I know you're true and God is, too!
(After holding a baby snail in the garden) I love slurmies on my hand!
What if when a baby was born there was a giant purse to catch it and then you could just carry it home like that?
Mom, do you really have any friends?
There's only one thing I don't like. Beetle sandwiches. Cause at Gram's that beetle was really attached to my foot!
I wish if I could be a rabbit mother when I growed up, but I'm gonna be a person mother instead.
One time when I was at my friend's eating buttercups, the thunder and lightning came, and we all jumped up!
Pretend if I be the girl farmer and you be the boy farmer and you say, 'Will you marry me?' And then, you say, 'Wow! You're good at playin' the guitar!'
I like you, Mom.
(While gathering grape seeds) I'm saving these up for the winter.
It was starting to rain, but then the rain CEASED!
If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands...If you're sad and you know it, say a prayer.
I love my daddy so much. He is my best daddy in the whole, entire world. I love him all the way up to the stars and back.
I had to take a bite out of the cookie, or it might get rusty.
(After putting on a striped turtleneck, plaid shorts, socks up to her knees, and flip flops) I think I'm ready for the stage now.
Does Jesus know we don't have a baby yet? When it's in your tummy, does he know if it's a boy or a girl?
(At sunset) Look at these mountains. There's trees on top, snow, and look at that orange...it's gorgeous!!
Me (After Macy dropped a big blob of grape jelly on her hand): Uh, oh!
Macy: I'm washable.
Mom, I had a bad dream. Two polices came to take Benji (the dog) away. It hurt my heart!
I put on a new toilet paper roll, so you guys can all enjoy it!
Me: Jesus died, but then he was resurrected.
Macy: Where is he now?
Me: In heaven teaching people.
Macy: Yeah, cause there's some people who don't know how to read, and he's teaching some other people how to hold their pencils correctly.
(Macy saw that Myles' hands were dirty from fixing the car)
Myles: It's from gas, oil, and dirt.
Macy: And people touching it with their dirty hands.
(Macy later saw that the sink was dirty)
Myles: Someone was working on the car and got the sink dirty.
Macy: I wasn't fixing the car today!
Me: We used to have some cute, little, red mittens, but I can't find them.
Macy: They would fit me because I have cute, little hands.
Some kids, they don't know how to listen...but I do!
Macy: I'm running out.
Me: What are you running out of?
Macy: Patience!
(stench on the freeway) It smells like an outhouse, a dead outhouse, or maybe a dead animal, like a lion, a tiger, or a bear.
Me: Macy, did you put your clothes away?
Macy: Yeah, in the dirties because I wore them for like ten months!
6 comments:
These made me laugh so hard!!! Completely adorable! :)
Your girls are so cute. Hey what time do you have church now? We are going to be in Provo this weekend and we thought we would come to your ward??
Sometimes I wish that I was a Watson. You people are wonderful.
(and the pictures are beyond sweet)
You have seriously clever girls. And it's so great that you record it all.
holy cow these are so rad. your so good at writing them down.
Oh boy . . .they are too much. Thanks for the chuckle!
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