Nov. 24, 2010-Jan. 31 2011
Macy (putting her doll in my bag): I told her not to get any crumbs in your purse. (Whispering): Good thing they're invisible.
Macy: I wanna sing the tithing song (good tidings we bring...)
Macy: My voice is getting higher, now that I'm getting older.
Macy's question of the month: How old is your great grandma?
Macy's name for me: Rockstar, Baby
Macy: Do you know the Muffin Man who lives on Lovers' Lane?
Macy (Pointing to her teeth): Oh, shucks, it's up to my bucks!
Christie: Macy, what are you doing? Going potty?
Macy: No, I'm just taking some time to talk to myself.
Macy to Myles: I think I'm in love with you.
Macy (looking at her curlers in the mirror): Look at how sweet I look.
Macy: I know why they call it jerky. Because you have to jerk, jerk, jerk it to eat it!
Christie: What do you think would make a good boy?
Macy: He's no smoking and he would do your jobs for you when you were sick.
Macy (at my bedside @ 3AM): Mommy, will people who are killed in war get resurrected?
During Primary, a Sunday School for young children, one of the teachers was testing their knowledge of the different books of scripture: Where is Joshua?
A little boy: At his grandma's house!
Macy: That would be sad to have the name Flo.
Me: How come?
Macy: Because it's almost like flu. You know, like, 'I've got the flu.'
Macy (while lining up her 4 My Little Ponies): Look, Mom! Four-lets!
Macy: I'm gonna marry a boy named Aaron who does not smoke and belongs to the Church of Jesus Christ.
Me: That kind of bird is called a dove.
Macy: I thought doves were candies. (Dove chocolate)
Macy: Miss Harry...
Me: Do you mean Miss Hillary?
Macy: Oh, yeah.
Carly (when her watch stopped): The elves must've started making this a long time ago sine the battery already died!
Macy (after taking out her bun to see her curly hair): If I only had a hand mirror.
Robyn: Nanny has a hand mirror.
Macy: Of course she does. She's a rich woman.
Macy and Carly: chickmunks (for chipmunks)
Macy (looking at all the employees at Target): Mom, I think red is all of their favorite color!
Carly: Dad, would you rather be Mr. Potato Head or Johnny Tomato Seed?
Macy: Mom, can Uncle Mike come for my B-day? (Her B-day's 4 months away, and he lives in DC).
Macy (after Carly's rice bag exploded in her bed and all over their bedroom): Holy, cow, Carly! That's a problem.
Macy (in her prayer while we were in OK): Please bless the prophet while we're away and please bless Tyler to get better.
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4 comments:
;-) Kids say the funniest things. Love the list.
I love Macy quotes!
No smoking and he would do jobs for you when you were sick! hahaha. she is rad.
I want to hear about the rice bag explosion. That does sound like an interesting problem. I had a boiled egg explode in the microwave.
Love,
Grammy
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