Feeling Good About Myself

Macy: Mom, what are those stripes on your forehead?
Me: Wrinkles.
Macy: Do you like sprinkles?
Me: Wrinkles. No, not really.
Macy: Where did you get them from?
Me: From getting old.
Macy: Yeah, there's stripes, stripes, stripes all over!

(When we remember, we paint a special nail polish on Macy's thumbnail to help her remember not to suck her thumb).
Macy: Mom, you should paint your toenails so you don't suck them anymore.