Watson Family Humor

When our girls get tired, they either get crabby or slap happy. (I wonder where they get it)?!
Carly: What's a fortune teller?
Myles: Someone who tells what's going to happen in your life. Sometimes they read the lines on your hand.
Me: Or look into a crystal ball.
Carly: What if they read your spanks instead of your hand?
Christie: Then they'd say, 'You're not going to be able to sit for a few days.'